VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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