It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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