:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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