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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.

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(253): View more from Washington

I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

(281): View more from Texas

No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(914): View more from New York

Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."

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(313): View more from Michigan

Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.

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(818): View more from California

By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.

(925): View more from California

Stay hydrated

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