Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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