Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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