I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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