im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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