Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The power of my boobs compel you
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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