Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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