I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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