"it" just moved
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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