I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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