he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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