ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
it glows. i had to have it.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Randomize
