He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i think my tv is drunk
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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