Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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