this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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