8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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