If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
