Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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