I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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