Ambien. No doubt about it.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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