before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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