I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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