i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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