So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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