Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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