Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I said "one day" and that day is not today
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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