I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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