just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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