Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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