lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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