oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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