I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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