I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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