That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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