i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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