Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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