You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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