dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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