Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
