just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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