Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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