Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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