Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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