Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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