I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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