: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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