O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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