The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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