This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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