He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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