I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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